.принцессы не пукают!
Пошли мы с Энди сегодня на Ерагона..

(предупреждаю сразу - фильм исключительно для любителей драконов и поклонников игры Джереми Айронса (Шрам в Короле Льве) :anim_clap: )

До конца не досмотрела - мне надо было к зубному.

В принципе я первые 20 минут только ради Айронса и смотрела..

Но когда я увидела дракошку..

Хотя и с дракошкой они не подумали. Понятное дело, птичьи крылья куда легче нарисовать, чем все эти изгибы перепон. Но подумали б уже о том, что бы сказал сам Эрнест Дрейк, посмотри он на этого дракона.

"Чё за поебень?" - я не сомневаюсь в его словах и правоте. Ну так, а какого хрена надо было смешивать безногого АМФИТЕРИЯ и ЕВРОПЕЙСКОГО драконов???!!!

А шея, ШЕЯ! Изгиб её был не очень-то реален..

ПОЗОР!!!!!

И так далее и так далее..

НО..

Какой полёт.. я прямо сидела там, на Сапфире (и почему в русском варианте у драконихи такой попсовый голос? Не могли уже Лолиту Миллявскую позвать?? Кто режисёр дубляжа? Покажите мне эту бездарь!), парила в облаках и ныряла в бездну..

А КГ! Полная иллюзия присутствия дракона!



И главная новость (бугага)

Кого мы встретили?

ХА!

Вы все лузеры ибро вам не повезло встретить именно в Киевской Руси самого Создателя! :anim_kisses:

:anim_laugh:

Дима, теперь я могу тебя шантажировать! :anim_giggles:





АКТЁРЫ



ED SPELEERS

Eragon



Ed Speleers, 18, won the title role of ERAGON after Twentieth Century Fox and the filmmakers conducted a worldwide casting search, which rivaled the hunt for a cinematic "Harry Potter" and included hundreds of auditions and dozens of screen tests.



Speleers landed the part following a half-hour audition - and only days before the production, which had been shooting around its leading character, would have had to shut down.



ERAGON marks Speleers' professional acting debut. Previously, he had appeared in amateur school productions. Speleers has completed his schooling, and is looking forward to continuing his acting career.



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JEREMY IRONS

Brom



Jeremy Irons began his career in England in theatre at the Bristol Old Vic and then debuted in London in Godspell as John the Baptist. His work in the West End and at Stratford Upon Avon culminated with his performance of Richard II for the Royal Shakespeare Company. He made his Broadway debut in Tom Stoppard's "The Real Thing" opposite Glenn Close, for which he won both the Drama League Award and Tony Award for Best Actor.



Irons has played many roles for television, most notably "Love for Lydia" and Christopher Hampton's "Tales from Hollywood". His performance in "Brideshead Revisited" brought him worldwide acclaim and nominations for an Emmy Award, the British Academy and he received a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor. In 1996, he directed and co-starred with his wife, actress Sinead Cusack in Mirad, "A Boy from Bosnia", a Channel 4 Television film about refugees, written by Ad De Bont. In 1997 Irons won an Emmy for Outstanding Voice-Over for: "The Great War and the Shaping of the 20th Century". In 2006 Irons co-starred with Helen Mirren in HBO's "Elizabeth I". Irons portrayal as the Earl of Leicester won him the Emmy for best supporting actor in a miniseries.



On the wide screen he has starred in such films as Jerzy Skolimowski's "Moonlighting", Harold Pinter's "Betrayal", Volker Schlondorff's "Swann in Love" and "The Mission" with Robert De Niro. Irons played opposite Meryl Streep in "The French Lieutenant's Woman", for which he received the Variety Club Award for Best Actor and a BAFTA nomination, and opposite his son Sam in Roald Dahl's "Danny, Champion of the World". His performance in David Cronenberg's "Dead Ringers" brought him a Best Actor Award from the New York Film Critics Circle and a Canadian Genie. Irons starred again with Glenn Close in the film based on the re-trial of Claus von Bulow, "Reversal of Fortune". For this performance, Irons received the 1990 Academy Award and Golden Globe Award for Best Actor.



Irons went on to work in such films as Steven Soderbergh's "Kafka", David Cronenberg's "M. Butterfly" and Bille August's "The House of the Spirits", with Streep and Close again. In 1994, Irons created the voice of Scar for Disney's "The Lion King". He followed that with the action film "Die Hard with a Vengeance" co-starring Bruce Willis, and Bernardo Bertolucci's "Stealing Beauty", co-starring Liv Tyler.



Irons more recent films include Wayne Wang's "Chinese Box" and "Man in the Iron Mask", in which he co-starred with Gerard Depardieu, Leonardo DiCaprio, and John Malkovich. He played Humbert Humbert in Adrian Lyne's controversial film "Lolita" and also co-starred in "Longitude", an A&E Granada film that premiered on BBC. Irons was in production with four films in 2001, including "And Now…Ladies and Gentleman", directed by Claude Lelouch, "The Time Machine", based on the H.G. Wells novel, Callas Forever, directed by Franco Zeffirelli, and "Last Call", a Showtime Original Picture directed by Henry Bromell, co-starring Neve Campbell. He also starred in István Szabó's film "Being Julia" with Annette Bening. In late 2004 Irons played Antonio, in Michael Radford's production of Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice", co-starring Al Pacino. In spring 2005 Ridley Scott's, "Kingdom of Heaven" was released, Jeremy Irons co-starred opposite Orlando Bloom. "Casanova" by Lasse Hallström, was released Christmas 2005, Irons co-starred opposite Heath Ledger. Films Irons recently completed that are soon to be released include, the Twentieth Century Fox production of "Eragon" directed by Stefen Fangmeier, Irons character is Brom. Irons will also be featured in David Lynch's "Inland Empire".



In 2003 Irons went back to his roots in theatre and debuted in the New York City Opera production of Stephen Sondheim's "A Little Night Music" in the role of Frederik, directed by Scott Ellis. Since then Irons returned to the stage to play King Arthur in August 2005 in the Hollywood Bowl's summer performance of "Camelot", part of the Hollywood Bowl's weekend spectacular series. In February 2006 Irons starred as Henrik in Embers and appeared on the "West End", a play by Christopher Hampton, directed by Michael Blakemore.



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SIENNA GUILLORY

Arya



Sienna Guillory is best known to US audiences for her work in the acclaimed miniseries "Helen of Troy", in which she played the title role of Helen. She has starred in US films including "Resident Evil: Apocalypse", "The Time Machine" and appeared in "Love Actually".



After appearing on British television in the miniseries "The Buccaneers" and a slew of low budget independent films, Sienna broke on to the scene when she won the starring role in the BBC adaptation of Kingsley Amis' "Take a Girl Like You".



Sienna has since starred on London's West End in Neil La Bute's "The Shape of Things" and continued to work with independent UK film makers on productions such as "Kiss Kiss (Bang Bang)," "Late Night Shopping," "The Principles of Lust," and "Silence Becomes You".



Sienna has just completed starring opposite Academy Award nominee Catalina Sandino Moreno in the Spanish independent film "Heart of the Earth."



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ROBERT CARLYLE

Durza



Born in Glasgow, Scotland, Robert Carlyle enrolled in acting classes at the Glasgow Arts Centre after reading Arthur Miller's "The Crucible."



Following his movie debut as Big Woodsy in "Silent Scream" (1990), Carlyle appeared in a number of films but it was his performance in the title role of the TV series "Hamish Macbeth" (1995) that brought him to the attention of British audiences. And it was the role of Begbie in "Trainspotting" (1996) that introduced him to America. This was followed by his BAFTA-winning role of Gaz in "The Full Monty" (1997).



After playing Plunkett in "Plunkett & Macleane" and Col. Ives in "Ravenous" (both 1999), he played the villain, Renard, in the James Bond adventure "The World Is Not Enough" (1999), followed by the roles of Malachy in "Angela's Ashes" and Daffy in "The Beach" (both 1999).



More recently, he has been seen on cinema screens in "There's Only One Jimmy Grimble" (2000), "To End All Wars," "The 51st State" (both 2001), "Once Upon a Time in the Midlands," "Black and White" (both 2002), "Dead Fish" (2004), "Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School" and "The Mighty Celt" (both 2005).



His recent TV appearances have been Adolf Hitler in "Hitler: The Rise of Evil" (2003) and King James 1 in "Gunpowder, Treason and Plot" (2004). He has just completed the role of Sergei Karpovich in the TV miniseries "Human Trafficking" (2005).



Robert Carlyle founded the Raindog theatre company in 1991, together with four other actors, and is a partner in the British film production company ‘4 Ways.' He was awarded an OBE in the 1999 New Year's Honours List.



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OHN MALKOVICH

King Galbatorix



John Malkovich joined Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre in 1976 and made his New York stage debut seven years later in "True West", a performance that won him an Obie. In 1984 he appeared with Dustin Hoffman in the Broadway revival of "Death of a Salesman", which earned him an Emmy when it was made into a TV movie the following year.



His movie debut was as the blind lodger in "Places in the Heart" (1984), a performance that earned him an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. Other films followed, including "The Killing Fields" (1984) and "The Glass Menagerie" (1987). After playing Vicomte de Valmont in the costume drama "Dangerous Liaisons" (1988), he was cast as the psychotic political assassin in Clint Eastwood's film "In The Line of Fire" (1993), for which he was nominated for the Academy Award and the Golden Globe.



A prolific and versatile actor, Malkovich has appeared in a wide variety of roles in films such as "Mulholland Falls" (1996), "The Man in the Iron Mask" (1998), "Being John Malkovich" (1999), "Shadow of the Vampire" (2000), "Hotel" (2001), "Ripley's Game," The Dancer Upstairs," "Hideous Man" (2002), "Johnny English" (2003), "The Libertine" (2004) and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (2005).



His most notable television appearances have been in "Heart of Darkness" (1994), "RKO 281" (1999), "Les Miserables" (2000) and "Napoleon" (2002).



In addition to his acting career, he wrote and directed "Hideous Man" (2002), directed and produced "The Dancer Upstairs" (2002) and produced "Ghost World" (2000), "The Loner" (2001), "Kill The Poor" (2003), "Found in the Street" (2004) and "The Libertine" (2004). He also produced "Some Assembly Required" (2004) for TV.



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DJIMON HOUNSOU

Ajihad



Born in Benin, Africa, Djimon Hounsou moved to Paris at the age of 13 where he was discovered by French fashion designer Thierry Mugler and subsequently graced the catwalks of Paris and London as a popular male model.



After making his movie debut in "Without You I'm Nothing" (1990), Hounsou appeared in "Unlawful Entry" (1992), "Stargate" (1994) and "The Small Hours" (1997) before playing the role of Cinque in "Amistad" (1997), a performance that brought him to the attention of international audiences. He went on to appear in "Ill Gotten Gains" (1997) and "Deep Rising" (1998).



He then played the role of Juba in Ridley Scott's "Gladiator" (2000) before appearing in "Passage du Milieu" (2000), "The Tag" (2001), "Le Boulet" and "The Four Feathers" (both 2002). His performance as Mateo in "In America" (2002) brought him an Academy Award nomination.



He went on to play leading roles in "Heroes" (2001), "Biker Boys," "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life" (both 2003), "Blueberry" (2004), "Constantine," "Beauty Shop" and "The Island" (all 2005).



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GARRETT HEDLUND

Murtagh



Born in Roseau, Minnesota, Garrett Hedlund spent his early years growing up on a farm in a small town. When he was in the ninth grade his family moved to Scottsdale, Arizona, where he began taking private acting lessons. After graduating high school, he immediately moved to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career.



One month later he landed the role of Achilles' cousin Patroclus in the movie "Troy" (2004) opposite Brad Pitt.. His next feature was "Friday Night Lights" (2004) starring Billy Bob Thornton, in which Hedlund played a high school football player.



He then landed a starring role opposite Mark Wahlberg in "Four Brothers" (2005), playing one of four brothers whose mother is murdered.



Most recently, he finished production on "Georgia Rule," alongside Lindsay Lohan, Felicity Huffman and Jane Fonda.




















А этот чувак мне понравился больше чем все остальные (ну кроме Джереми, это понятно). Лучше б его Всадником сделали - ему дракон больше подходит чем этому смазливому блядинчику..





WALLPAPERS

.1. (где хорошо видна оплошность с рассовой принадлежностью Сапфиры)

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@музыка: Sirmakka - Tango

@настроение: сказочное)